the signs home alone (100% accurate)
Aries: searching the refrigerator for food then complaining because there's nothing
Taurus: sleeping
Gemini: constantly saying to themselves "if a robber came in I would do..." and coming up with different scenarios
Cancer: probably hasn't realized they're home alone
Leo: ends up leaving home
Virgo: singing their favorite songs obnoxiously loud
Libra: probably taking a long ass bath
Scorpio: looking out the window and watching every car pass
Sagittarius: probably talking to themselves
Capricorn: watching Netflix
Aquarius: probably half naked just wandering
Pisces: calling for their mom over and over again until they realize no ones there
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